June 2013
May 2013
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
i dont think people understand how lonely i am on facebook
like everyone hates me seriosly
Bucket List-ed
Blacklight Run in LA
http://www.blacklightrun.com/#!blacklight-run—-los-angeles/cu5j
one day I shall!
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
You’re the one who make my bitches crawl.
no, not REALLY stupid...: vanishingage: dreammaker-heartbreaker: mamakarkat: hair-old-styles:... →
dreammaker-heartbreaker.tumblr.com
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
what if we all have a severe addiction to food and…
NEVER FORGET
Cedric Diggory tried to call off the entire Quidditch game and get a re-match when he caught the snitch after Harry fell off his broom
#HufflepuffsAreTheBest
And it was a Hufflepuff who figured out how Sirius was getting into Hogwarts in Prisoner of Azkaban
‘Disguised himself, probably,’ said a Hufflepuff fifth year.
Hufflepuffs are so underrated
Hufflepuffs are the Canadians of Harry Potter.
I SPeNT THE LAST THRHEE MINTUES LAUGHING MY ASS OFF BECUASE I THOUGHT HTOSE WERE FUCKIGN LEGs
